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A Study in Violet
"As he spoke the door opened and a young lady entered the room. She was plainly but neatly dressed, with a bright, quick face, freckled like a plover’s egg, and with the brisk manner of a woman who has had her own way to make in the world."
Spare Change
Rated: G-PG
WC: 12655
Fem! Bucky x Steve
Follows the story of Jamie Rebecca Barnes and Steve Rogers through the movies with a bit of violet hunter flair. enjoy. It's pretty cute, but with some sad bits because it kinda has to have them.
Lost
Rated: G-PG
WC: 5303
Fem! Bucky x Steve
This is short, moderate to high angst, kinda fun. Lots of adventure. Can be sort of deep I guess. I take liberties with the MCU. Also don't translate the Russian at the beginning until after, otherwise you'll give the story away. I also apologize for my butchery of the Russian language, I blame Google Translate.
Milk
Rated: G-PG
WC: 1760
FRIENDS
This is absolute fluffy crack. Nothing like my other stuff. You can ignore it, but I think it's pretty funny. As per a request, here is the story of the ambassador from Lichtenstein and the three gallons of milk. Also known as Clint and Bucky get really drunk.
Healing Old Wounds
Rated: PG-PG13
WC: Dunno yet
Fem! Bucky x Steve
A long, chaptered continuation of the adventures of Lady Bucky and her awesome friends. My universe continues, with reappearances of old and new original characters. After completing a dangerous mission, Bucky is fed up with working alone and brings in Steve. They make a good duo--or do they? Will Bucky and Steve's differing moral codes get in the way of their relationship? Is Coulson's team really what it appears to be? Can we really trust Jamie Rebecca Barnes? There will be angst. There will be cool fight scenes. There will be make-out sessions and references to sex. I'll leave the weird stuff to your imaginations.
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May this be not your fate in the New Year.

quibbs:

quibbs:

hey this is the FUNNIEST tag on my vampire art that i have EVER fucking had

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STOP!!!

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CUTE VAMPIRES THO

biturret:

please just. bury me in cute vampires. like not the ones that are cool and edgy or whatever. like

  • new vampires that nick themselves on their fangs
  • vampires that try to cover up their pale skin but they’re really bad at applying makeup
  • vampires helping each other put on makeup so they can see what they look like
  • vampires making YOU SUCK puns at other vampires and laughing every time
  • vampires preferring one blood type over another because they insist they can taste the difference, like we say we can taste the different M&M colors
  • vampires who can’t turn into bats having bats as pets
  • and them arranging playdates for their bats
  • vampires carrying around parasols so the sun doesn’t hurt them (and carrying one or two spares in case they meet another vampire who forgot their parasol)
  • new vampires being self conscious about their bite marks
  • older vampires showing off their bite marks like battle scars and exchanging stories of how they were bit
  • young vampires losing/chipping their fangs in stupid accidents, and going to support groups for vampires with less-than-perfect fangs
  • support groups for catholic vampires that can no longer be in churches or near crosses
  • new vampires nervously asking older vampires if they have to worship satan now
  • vampires being terrified of splinters because they’re close to wooden stakes
  • vampire halloween parties where they hang up fake garlic
  • vampires using mirrors and their lack of reflections to make the coolest puppet shows
  • vampires watching old vampire horror movies and yell “watch out behind you!” when the vampire is being hunted
  • nocturnal vampires saying “good morning” right before going to bed
  • new vampires being concerned and afraid to ask if they have to sleep in a coffin now. they don’t know the first thing about coffin shopping

If Alexander Hamilton had Yik Yak.

One day my children will ask me why they are half erg and half human.

IMPORTANT.

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“You’re too short to be a rower”

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oar-nah:

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Like.. Shut up I’m lightweight

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boredpanda:

Couple In Long Distance Relationship Connects By Creating Combo Pictures

Aww

AWWWWWWWWW

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sevendemigodsanswerthecall:

bookofunwrittenspells:

RICK RIORDAN IS COMING BACK TO THE PERCY JACKSON WORLD MAY 2016
Rick’s sunmary: “How do you punish an immortal God? By making him human. After angering Zeus, Apollo is cast down and lands in NyC as a regular teenage boy. Without his godly powers the deity must learn to survive in the modern world until her regains his powers. But he has enemies who would love to destory him. He can think of only one place to go for help: Camp Half Blood

HE SAYS WE WILL REVISIT EVERYONE WE CARE ABOUT. WE WILL SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH ALL OF THEM.

First person POV from Apollo. Every chapter title is a haiku! And the first preview for the book is coming out in April… When he releases a crossover book with the Kane Chronicles and PJO!

First of, I TOTALLY KNEW THE BLOOD OF  OLYMPUS WASN’T THE END!

Second of all…he turns human? That sounds…really fanfiction-y

I AM CRYING IM TRASH I LVOE HIM MARRY ME RICK 

This is so amazing! And guys, it isn’t fanfictiony, this literally happens in actual Greek mythology. Apollo was punished for killing the cyclops who makes Zeus thunderbolts by having to live as a human for seven years in one version of the myths!

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